Don’t worry, you didn’t miss this event… or did you?
Ride our +10 km private offroad-track through the hills of Northern France in an all exclusive offroad trackday. The piste for ‘TRACK TO THE FUTURE’ has been made especially for this event. All the riding terrains of ‘Circuit de la Vilaine’ intertwined into one for this weekend! Exclusive for this event extra tracks have been made with love and ejaculation.
This track will give all types of riders a challenge and will be possible to ride for every rider. We will split the main track in 2 directions: red and green. Choose your riding level and have some fun!
All types of bikes are welcome, just ride what you bring!
PRICE and TIER-goals
121 euro in total
- 100 euro for the event
- 21 euro sponsoring the poor fathers of the kids of our ministers (VAT)
61 Rue du Loquin, 62560 Thiembronne, France
Never included in the price
- Wiping your ass
- Meal at Friday evening : possible to buy some jummy stuff at 5 euro a bowl on site
- Assistance with repairs but we can help make it worse
- Spare parts, bring them yourselves please
You still need to know more?
Ok so, camping is possible from Friday evening. You can park the car and trailer on site.
Meal at Friday evening is NOT included because not everyone will arrive on Friday. If you’re hungry when you arrive, you can buy a bowl of beef stew with bread for 5 euro. This is limited, so don’t shoot us, if we’re out of stock. We will NEVER run out of stock of beer.
If TIER 3 is reached, we can afford a DJ on Friday evening. At 22.00 there is a noise stop at the campsite, you need to ride hard the next day. Bar is still open.
On Saturday you will wake up without a hangover! Hopefully. At 7.30 you can register the beautiful person that you are at the reception which will be underneath the tent. You will find it, don’t worry. After registration you can have breakfast and get yourself ready to ride. Riding starts from 9.00. No earlier!
There will be 2 routes. Red and Green. Red is for EXPERIENCED riders, Green is for every rider that has ever ridden offroad before. If you’ve never ridden offroad before, this is not the event to attend. We’re deeply sorry. Go follow a training with us and join next time. If you were overconfident and get stuck at the RED route, our Yamaha Virago will come and save you.
At noon 12.00 we stop riding for an hour and you will receive food. Drinks you have to pay for at the bar. You CANNOT ride during 12.00 – 14.00, there is a complete stop of noise at the terrain. We can do yoga.
From 14.00 till 17.30 you can ride your heart out again. Please don’t do this literally.
At 18.00 there is again a complete riding stop, no more noise. Get freshened up, go brag to your friends and neighbours at the campsite about your riding skills and what you did today. We’re expecting your physical presence at the BBQ starting at 19.00 and will provide a music band so you won’t feel uncomfortable during the noise stop.
We kindly request your silence at the campsite from 22.00 till Sunday morning for those who want to have the beauty sleep and ride hard in the morning. Bar stays open for the last man standing.
You’re still reading this? Guess I’ll have to type this for Sunday too then… can’t you just scroll up and read Saturday again? It’s practically the same. No? Okay then.
Sunday you might wake up with a hangover. We only requested you to go to bed yesterday evening, right? Breakfast is served from 7.30, you can go riding again at 9.00 till 12.00 for the noise stop.
At noon, we will again give you some food. Something with bread and a flat piece of meat. Vegetables for the bunnies too.
Around 14.00 you can go riding again till 17.30, from 18.00 noise stop again. And then you can go home and the weekend is over again. **Sad face**
But we’ll do it again in 2023. **Happy face**
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